Chuck Norris Joke #725
Chuck Norris prefers Mr. Pibb to Dr. Pepper. When asked why, he responded, “I don’t trust doctors.” He proceeded to shot laser beams out of his eyes and ate the hearts of everyone in the room.
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stickman
2020-03-18 18:15:15
Chuck Norris and Mr. T were once in a game of chess... Mr. T won so Chuck Norris invented racism.
Man "o" awesome
2020-01-31 17:50:54
Before chuck Norris was born there was a wepon called the nun berry that was two sticks connected by a chain when he was born no one new what happened to berry
Carlos
2020-11-07 08:03:17
You're NASTY
Person
2020-11-05 12:01:44
Chuck norris doesn't consider it sex unless the woman is dead
Chuck FRIGGIN Norris
2020-06-23 15:22:01
Chuck Norris farts the air we breath. We also know this as oxygen.
Domorato
2020-10-25 15:44:22
roflmfao that's so random
some 1 you all know
2020-10-03 19:38:37
chuck noris doesnt dodge bullets bullets dodge chuck nnoris.
jesus walks on water chuck noris walks on jesus.
your moma so fat when she sat on a dryer it started saying overload.
you get a postcard nfrom a blonde on holiday what does it say? im having a great time, where am I?
Brett
2020-02-20 12:55:50
Chuck Norris worships GOD. Chuck Norris is GOD.
