Chuck Norris Joke #183
Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
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Joe Murphy
2020-05-30 04:54:20
For shits and giggles Chuck Norris once talked a man outta killing himself.....and then talked him back into it
bob
2020-02-17 12:29:45
sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
funny
reese
2020-01-17 19:03:54
hmmmmmm....more sensible jokes please. Or at least something that could be intellectually yet nonsensically funny. :D
Domorato
2020-10-26 17:57:36
chuck can do this and eat all three of them like a shish-kebab
Jeff
2020-07-05 15:45:23
Chuck Norris died two years ago. Death is just to scared to tell him.
Ron Alvarez
2020-03-19 01:44:39
awesome jokes but my favorite joke of Chuck Norris was Chuck Norris doesn't sleep he waits its a classic