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Chuck Norris Joke #554

Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

wizzie wose

2020-09-20 20:14:45

chuck norris's tears cure cancer too bad he doent cry

Geoffrey

2020-06-17 18:10:43

God may be able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.

Blooobs?

2020-02-06 21:41:29

Actually Chuck norris is a fruit native to the chuck norris highlands. Just a little fact for you there...

asdada

2020-10-25 11:43:50

marc, u seriously better be joking...

but i have a feeling u are

marc weiner

2020-10-04 05:28:57

whos chuck norris??? is it a type of fruit????????