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Chuck Norris Joke #667

Chuck Norris never cries, because of this when he's sad he roundhouse kicks himself and it makes him feel better since he knows he is the only one who can survive the roundhouse.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

Klacker lOl

2020-07-01 23:10:14

In soviet russia, dead noob'z bodies t-badg YOU~!

kevin

2020-05-14 16:19:48

chuck norris once beat ray charles and stevey wonder in a stairing contest

That One Guy

2020-02-07 17:53:19

When Chuck Norris was born, he came out dick first.

RUDNESS

2020-06-24 19:14:41

CHUCK NORRIS CANT REPRODUCE BECAUSE HE WAS BORN TO KILL

andre

2020-06-05 22:01:51

chuck round house kicked diablo so hard that diablo's sins were all forgiven and was sent str8 2 heaven

czu

2020-02-21 10:05:44

chuck norris was born in a caban that was build by himself

Mr.t

2020-11-01 09:34:42

Chuck Noris tears cured cancer, to bad he has never cried

John

2020-07-25 12:34:18

This one is too long and drags out and loses its funny.

andrew baird

2020-05-08 06:01:32

i luv chicky