Chuck Norris Joke #734
Chuck Norris waited patiently in Al Capone’s vault for 63 years just so he could give Geraldo Rivera the surprise beating of his lifetime.
Comments:
Suzume
2020-12-12 08:51:33
There are only two beings in earth that can survive a Nuclear Apocalypse a cockroach and Chuck Norris
davo deykno
2020-12-11 16:01:16
chuck norris' farts smell like roundhouses and uppercuts
mike z
2020-07-30 20:47:11
Chuck Norris could slap the yellow off your teeth!!!!
Kujo
2020-05-30 05:33:13
My Chuck Norris Action figure once impregnated my sister's black barbie.... Thier love child is now known today as Mr. T
Klacker lOl
2020-04-17 19:21:27
A list of extinct animals was found on chuck norris's dresser. The name of the list was LAST WEEKS TO-DO LIST
Klacker lOl
2020-04-17 19:16:47
Theory of evolution is a theory. the real evolution is just chuck norris separating the animals he likes from the animals he's bout to roundhouse. BEAT THAT!
Brandon
2020-04-01 09:13:40
Chuck Norris is the only HUMAN species to be on the endangered list
nick
2020-02-07 17:39:19
Chuck Norris is the only person who can roundhouse kick you in the back of the face.
Bob
2020-02-06 04:21:30
Chuck Norris invented Giraffe's... When he uppercutted a horse!
ebo
2020-11-23 13:06:24
Chuck Norris counted to infinity....twice.
michal
2020-03-11 14:29:11
how about this one:
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did
Jordan
2020-09-03 07:30:45
Here one you don't have....
when Chuck norris jacksoff he looks at pictures of Chuck norris
