Chuck Norris Joke #109
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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K-Double
2020-12-30 22:33:11
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a bullet proof vest because his chest hairs deflect the bullets
Trixia
2020-06-30 03:55:19
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his ragged good looks and martial arts ability. after obtaining his martial arts ability he roundhouse kicked the devil and took his soul back. The devil couldn't blame him as he should have seen it coming, they now play poker every second wednesday of the month.
Jack
2020-05-23 00:15:15
Chuck Norris had sex in the back of a truck. A drop of his seemen fell and hit the trucks floor, and the seemen morphed into the truckto make it more humanoid. That truck is now known as Octimis Prime.
bamf
2020-03-16 11:00:47
amazing so true both are my heros
Dylan
2020-10-30 12:45:26
Chuck norris did not have a mother he had himself
lefurny
2020-10-09 13:57:49
chuck norris is the reason why there is no such thing as ghost!!!and killed them
Eddie
2020-09-10 15:24:02
Chuck Norris Doesn't T-Bag Woman He Potatoe Sacks Them
