Chuck Norris Joke #686
Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
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Dirtysack
2020-03-27 21:54:37
God told Adam "DO NOT EAT FROM THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE..... That's CHUCK'S tree."
