Chuck Norris Joke #353
Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he’s roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
Comments:
ChUcKnOrRiSdUdE
2020-12-17 11:25:09
Santa writes letters to Chuck Norris.
ChUcKnOrRiSdUdE
2020-12-17 11:24:12
What do you see when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you in the face? The back of your head.
ChUcKnOrRiSdUdE
2020-12-17 11:22:33
Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim on land.
Mick
2020-05-16 12:37:23
Chuck Norris can piss over the Empire State Building, while standing on his hands!
keaten
2020-01-06 19:46:48
he can beat a brick wall at ping pong
jelly
2020-12-01 12:12:32
lol
Moses
2020-10-30 07:20:05
Chuck is that ugly? i thought is was a rumor!!
Mackenzie
2020-08-01 20:55:22
HA HA HA :-D I think i might pee
