Chuck Norris Joke #132
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Carl
2020-12-19 13:11:43
Do you know that when Chuck Norris calls FedEx, he can get them to deliver it yesterday!
Carl
2020-12-19 13:11:27
Do you know that when Chuck Norris calls FedEx, he can get them to deliver it yesterday!
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cv
2020-06-06 01:15:27
when chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck norrised.
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chad
2020-08-04 13:43:07
chunk norris's erection can be seen from space
keith
2020-08-04 12:59:32
a sperm has a 1 in 600 percent chance of getting a women pregnent chuck norrises sperm has a 1 in 10 percent chance of getting wanted for manslotter in 4 states!!!
drone
2020-05-31 05:13:49
why did the chicken cross the road? it was running away from Chuck Norris
drone
2020-05-31 05:13:27
why did the chicken cross the road? it was running away from chuck norris
The J Doosh
2020-12-12 01:15:36
ha ha he just got fucked on the floor!
Redjerry
2020-12-01 09:19:25
If Chuck Norris has a 5 pound bag of shit and you have a 5 pound bag of gold, his bag is worth more.
bob39
2020-10-11 10:45:57
y do u guys love chuck noriss so much? hes just a fucked up asshole!!
dakota
2020-10-06 04:38:18
chuck norris uses paper to cut scissors
hjm
2020-08-30 18:29:58
gth
Kenny
2020-08-30 18:29:13
nice jokes
abbey
2020-08-26 11:58:26
we all love chuck norris he is cool noone ever puts him down the air he has hostage puts them down:))
jeffrey
2020-08-18 12:16:57
chuck norris sells his pee in cans its called red bull
chuck norris stupid
2020-08-16 21:26:09
stupid chuck norris
Leticia
2020-07-27 07:41:05
He's too awesome!
Leticia
2020-07-27 07:40:54
He's too awesome!
Leticia
2020-07-27 07:39:53
He's too awesome!
chuckis#1
2020-03-11 06:58:38
The tsunami off the coast of Japan was not created by an earthquake, Chuck Norris simply did a cannonball into the ocean.
Cody Trahan
2020-11-07 10:35:30
Chuck Norris doesnt do push-ups, he does earth downs
jesse
2020-10-23 19:31:29
chuck norris dosent read,the books read themselfs to him
jml
2020-12-02 20:44:58
How does Chuck Norris take a poop when he's constipated? He pushes it out.
Baron Blue
2020-09-14 18:20:19
Chuck norris was once asked to build the ultimate car, so he spit in the gas tank, and roundhouse kicked the engine block. Today this fabled car is known as the Bugatti Veyron.
jill
2020-01-22 17:43:54
chuck noris
robert willey
2020-10-17 20:43:33
chuck norris had sex in the back of a truck, some spearm got loose into the gas tank now the truck is optimist prime..
