Chuck Norris Joke #177
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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seabass
2020-05-14 12:24:17
Chuck Norris can kill you. From 100 yards. With projectile kidney stones.
seabass
2020-05-14 10:06:30
Lesbian virgin nuns masturbate whilst thinking of Chuck Norris.
Klacker lOl
2020-04-18 11:30:08
Q: what's the only thing more deadly than an angry chuck norris?
A: an angry chuck norris with a gun...
Cheese
2020-04-17 04:53:04
Epic
susan
2020-03-05 08:08:03
Happy Birthday Garrad! I'm so glad you made time to go to dinner with me - I had fun. We love you tons and pray for you too. xoxoxo
luc
2020-01-10 21:53:10
when chuck norris jumps is a pool, he doesnt get wet, the pool gets chuck norrised'
Itsme
2020-12-24 10:00:52
Get a life resse
Chloe
2020-11-26 03:27:20
hahahaha this cracked me up, and yes reese its hilarous
Yo daddy
2020-11-25 17:16:06
at night u wish because chuck norris' eyes r the sun because he heats the world and blinds people at the same time!
someone
2020-11-15 16:50:31
so can i just not as good as chuck norris
ppul
2020-10-04 00:10:56
thats virtuually impossible 4 any1 but chuck norris
marshall
2020-07-20 21:04:33
the reason no one made chuck norris toilet paper is because chuck norris dont take shit from no one.
marshall
2020-07-20 20:37:27
marshall thinks reese is a jackass because he wants to be chuck norris but isnt
marshall
2020-07-20 20:34:48
omg chuck norris is kick ass no martial artist is as good as him.
fobbio
2020-07-06 21:45:10
i love this its funny
Clayton Watson
2020-06-18 18:32:50
LMAO!that is one of the funniest chuck norris jokes i have ever heard!where do y'all get this stuff from?
caylie
2020-06-12 11:23:55
hey this one is really funny i sent it to my mom and i get it i think it means that he is hott
connor
2020-02-09 16:53:14
wow reese is a #$#%##^. because that was funny
reese
2020-01-17 19:15:40
@MORGOTH
this incredible???
If that's incredible for you then what's crap?
reese
2020-01-17 19:14:03
you think it's funny? i think it's CRAP! Totally crap..
GET A LIFE!
andy
2020-01-14 12:05:53
this is funny
Jake
2020-12-21 14:12:21
isnt this a good one sev? haha
Tichaona
2020-10-04 03:57:29
i think he is a joke master .why because there is no light at night which he can fire the ants
ross livesay
2020-03-12 12:10:18
chuck norris is so awsome he iS MY FAVORITE HERO
i wish he was at heavener high school in oklahoma
Morgoth
2020-02-12 05:38:27
incredible!
Ryan Schuman
2020-02-01 20:49:22
the big bang theory was creadted by the thundering roundhouse of Chuck Norris
