Chuck Norris Joke #192
Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."
Comments:
Ryan
2020-11-09 19:40:04
Chuck noris knows what's in a box of chocolats (
that was from forest gump)
Ryan
2020-11-09 19:37:07
Chuck noris doesn't wear training wheels on his bycicle because he is afraid of falling. It's cause the ground is afraid of chuck noris
Chuck
2020-09-07 09:43:35
When you Google "Chuck Norris" within 0.19 seconds you get 5.7 million hits... to the head.
roger
2020-05-20 21:00:00
Chuck Norris visited The Virgin Islands last weekends. In a statement to the media on Monday, Officials announced that, henceforth, they will be known as The Islands.
Philip
2020-03-17 15:47:43
The only reason Parent's tell their kids not to lie is because Chuck Norris can taste lies. He doesn't like the taste.
serene
2020-02-09 17:24:12
It was said that Jesus walked on water, well Chuck Norris can swim on land...
randy s
2020-03-04 18:28:14
this was the best one
Domorato
2020-10-26 18:07:19
if the meaning of hope is that, then i guess there is no hope
