Chuck Norris Joke #152
The crossing lights in Chuck Norris's home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.
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C-Mizzle
2020-06-01 19:55:43
Chuck Norris never cuts the grass. He stares at it until the grass cuts itself.
boyet
2020-05-04 21:02:15
chuck norris can solve rubix cube instantly with a roundhouse kick
jimmy1up
2020-02-22 18:04:48
@ Brian
no, virginity was invented after chuck norris because only he can make you lose it
Itme
2020-12-24 10:15:14
Coolguys joke is crappy!!!!
Coolguy
2020-12-24 10:11:18
When chuck Norris falls in water
he does' t get wet , the water
gets chuck norrised.
Coolguy
2020-12-24 10:07:11
Crappy joke ,that gives chuck norris a bad name
adam haywood
2020-08-22 17:51:11
the power of a supernova is equal to 1CnRhK (1 chuck norris round house kick)
adam haywood
2020-08-22 17:48:39
chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Stephen SantCcruz
2020-07-08 03:17:00
1 Chuck Norris sperm can repopulate the Earth. Two, will go berzerk and kill everyone. (sept for Norris)
NyN-WuN-SiX
2020-07-08 03:05:11
Bruce Lee killed himself. He didn't want to face Norris in a rematch.
Stephen SantaCruz
2020-07-08 02:54:38
If God doesn't like you, he sends you to hell, if god hates you, he sends you to Chuck Norris. A fate much worse
Brian Donnelly
2020-05-18 17:12:16
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
