Chuck Norris Joke #233
When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'."
Comments:
Ringo
2020-11-05 18:51:16
Chuck Norris never has sex on top because he never F*cks up
123
2020-10-07 18:28:02
chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did
Anthony Deskins
2020-09-10 10:13:41
chuck norris had sex with your mom and your dad gave him a high five.
I'm A Little Norris Spawn
2020-05-10 16:53:38
Wild Chuck Norris appears!
You blacked out!
(Because he roundhouse kicked you in the pokeballs)
Euro
2020-03-12 23:50:26
How much wood , could a wood chuck chuck , if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris!
Ben
2020-02-26 18:16:59
Jesus walked across water Chuck Norris can swim across land
x(
2020-11-11 10:14:21
Chuck Norris once visited "The Virgin Islands." When he left they were simply known as "The Islands."
jason
2020-03-17 01:48:30
HAHAHA! great one!
Pete
2020-08-15 12:20:22
chuck norris doesn't get sweaty, sweat get chuck norrised
