Chuck Norris Joke #12
Chuck Norris does not have chest hair, he has millions of highly venomous nematocysts. You have virtually no chance of surviving the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. The pain is so excruciating and overwhelming that you would most likely go into shock and collapse a split second before getting hit in the face with a roundhouse kick.
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2020-05-04 01:30:38
Chuck Norris doesn't have sperm, just a swarm of white Ninja's.
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2020-08-11 17:00:24
wow that one is sorta dumb
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2020-04-23 07:40:58
Chuck Norris Doesn't get a happy meal he gets the WHOLE thing
