Chuck Norris Joke #575

chuck noris

2020-06-14 21:43:38

HAHAHAHA all of these jokes are true about me. You guys are funny

mary

2020-06-14 21:41:46

hahahaha i love these jockes

Chuck

2020-05-31 21:11:28

Who invented jokes about me??

Kal-El13

2020-05-18 21:12:05

If you have a $5 bill and Chuck Norris has a $5 bill, Chuck Norris has more money.

chuck

2020-04-14 17:06:44

there's an all-star game east vs west chuck norris wins:)

Summer

2020-04-12 22:20:34

Chuck Norris is so boss, he hands you his business card and says, "I'll get back to you."

Summer

2020-04-12 22:19:25

Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity...Chuck Norris got it back.

Summer

2020-04-12 22:18:49

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris

2020-11-11 14:31:18

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name was "Charles."

Chuck simply stared into the mans eyes until he exploded.

Chuck Norris

2020-11-11 14:29:27

Rock,

Paper,

Scissors,

CHUCK NORRIS

I win.

Chuck Norris

2020-11-11 14:28:46

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

Chuck Norris

2020-10-25 13:13:07

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

Chuck Norris

2020-10-25 13:10:43

Chuck Norris eat pizza with his clothes on

-butterz-

2020-10-03 19:49:53

even the boogy man checks his closet for chuck norris

butterz

2020-10-03 19:48:26

even the boogy man checks his closet or chuck norris

James

2020-02-08 14:32:00

kids light ants on fire with magnifying glasses, chuck norris lights kids on fire with ants

Chuck Norris

2020-10-16 10:01:58

what r u saying about me??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

lukas

2020-06-18 13:01:58

two heads are better than one. unless your chuck norris all you need is one

Christen Taylor

2020-05-26 19:39:10

Chuck Norris doesn't have to mow his lawn. He just stares at it and dares it to grow.

Christen Taylor

2020-05-26 19:38:31

When Chuck Norris jumps into the water, he does not get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.