Chuck Norris Joke #126
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Winstone
2020-02-15 09:05:33
The reason why babies cry when their born, is because they know they just entered a world of Chuck Norris.
Ryder
2020-11-24 22:09:34
If it's impossable....Chuck Norris can do it!!
Ryder
2020-11-24 22:05:18
Chuck Norris CAN touch his tongue to his elbow!!
Ryder
2020-11-24 22:02:38
Chuck Norris pet his dog once and now it's cured of it's flea problem.
Michael
2020-07-08 09:50:07
Chuck Norris has been to Mars...That's why there's no life on Mars.
sasuke of the akasuki
2020-06-26 11:01:44
?????I DONT GET IT
jeremy fowkes
2020-06-06 08:56:04
chuck norris
nfnjdj
2020-01-22 14:28:09
chuck norris uses tobasco sauce instead of visene
anony moose
2020-01-09 01:06:14
okay.. I'd like to comment on the people's choice. you picked the raunchiest, dirtiest, most vulgar jokes over the funny ones! I mean, I love
Chuck Norris and all, but to bad he doesn't have a heart to love anybody back. (okay, that was lame, but you get my point... right?)
