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Chuck Norris Joke #137

Scotty in Star Trek often says “Ye cannae change the laws of physics.” This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

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Comments:

Joshua Henderson

2020-12-14 02:15:49

Of course, Scotty can change the laws of physics too, so that doesn't make Chuck all that special ...

William Barnes

2020-08-19 23:47:14

Freddy Kruger doesn’t sleep because he’s scared Chuck Norris will kill him in his dreams.

Ryan

2020-08-04 13:45:57

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.