Chuck Norris Joke #163
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
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Shamma
2020-04-30 18:00:23
They got Chuck Norris to come back to TV---look for Texas Ranger with a Walker coming soon!
jag
2020-01-18 17:52:22
chuck is no 1
maggs
2020-12-24 20:51:06
u have 5$ chuck norris has 5$ he has more money then u
k
2020-11-28 07:22:02
chuck norris dosen't sleep with a gun under his pillow he sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Haylee
2020-02-28 23:10:17
you know what Chuck Norris can drown a fish!
Chuck Norris
2020-03-19 17:19:06
Little did you know, Chuck Norris IS the cause of heart disease.
chuck norris killer
2020-11-12 11:55:47
i killed Chuck Norris b for he was alive
NickG
2020-10-31 00:54:25
Dude Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed
cam
2020-10-22 13:38:43
Chuck Noriss was in a race with superman and the loser had to wear tights for the rest of his life.
