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Chuck Norris Joke #218

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

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Comments:

guy

2020-10-14 14:35:44

i love this website

Marc

2020-04-13 11:44:43

Time stops for nobody because it's afraid Chuck Norris is with them...

Jack

2020-11-06 11:12:09

when chuck norris does press ups, he does not push himslef up, he pushes the world down...

courtney

2020-10-26 21:26:41

Chuck Norris CAN beleive it's not butter

:?)

2020-08-02 03:33:31

clever AND funny