Chuck Norris Joke #219
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
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james
2020-06-10 18:11:48
if you see chuck norris chuck norris sees you, but if you dont see chuck norris, your only seconds away from DEATH
keith
2020-03-02 22:59:15
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? none, the light bulb is too scared to go out in fear of being in the dark with chuck norris
jess
2020-11-25 15:16:57
you mean with his eyes open, chris? learn your chuck norris facts
chris
2020-07-17 20:57:41
chuck noris can sneeze with his eyes closed
Chuck Norris
2020-02-09 10:08:42
this is true, so watch your back.
Azamat
2020-06-18 17:49:46
what the heck this is dry
