Chuck Norris Joke #252
Chuck Norris’ sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
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seabass
2020-05-14 14:38:04
oh snap, that is some funny shit.
...or she gave birth to a stealth bomber armed with a nuclear bomb, that was named Chuck Norris.
jon
2020-03-29 09:46:28
Funny as hell
by the way we are making an online game we will tell you when its finished.
[H]unter
2020-12-01 18:23:49
this website is so funy, my friend Ulas is gay
Sgt. sprinkles
2020-11-19 03:35:38
i heard this really happen except it was spike's mother
d
2020-10-05 21:26:29
wtf
Spike
2020-02-23 12:54:53
no it should be Chuck Norris’ sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Lamborghini Murcielago LP640 with every single performance kit in the world on it.
sam
2020-04-26 16:48:29
Chuck Norris cloned himself just so he could roundhouse kick himself in the face
sam
2020-04-26 16:42:42
Chuck Norriss' round house kicks are the REAL inconvenient truth
fooldramaqueen
2020-03-14 13:58:38
bwahahahaha
