Chuck Norris Joke #275
The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.
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darren
2020-06-01 06:49:45
Q=how do you find chuck norris? A=you dont,chuck norris finds you!!!!!!!!
matty
2020-03-11 14:10:23
people piss their name sin the snow, chuck norris pisses his name in concrete
matty
2020-03-11 14:07:11
jesus can walk on water, chuck norris can swim through land
matty
2020-03-11 14:04:45
chuck norris can win a game of connect 4 in 3 turns
Pirate pete
2020-03-04 10:04:36
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a shotgun under his pillow, he sleeps with a pillow under his shotgun
mossgard
2020-12-11 07:32:45
Chuck Norris puts Baby in a corner.
15133
2020-11-14 19:30:00
When Chuck norris throws a boomerang, it doesn't dare come back.
name
2020-07-13 09:47:51
dur you like jess
jess lees
2020-10-22 21:15:01
chuck norris ivented god
