Chuck Norris Joke #279
Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
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Born2die
2020-04-09 15:53:12
If u got 10 $ and Chuck Norris got 10 $ then Chuck Norris got more money than you.
Chuck Norris
2020-12-24 11:24:31
When god said let there be light Chuck Norris said say please.
nobody
2020-10-16 10:00:20
try enfenity
Tyler
2020-09-27 08:32:42
ok
lmao ace dragonmaster
2020-08-02 04:07:16
n1 ace
ace dragonmaster
2020-05-18 19:07:51
where does he store the bodies, you ask? simple... McChuck's Fine Eatery