Chuck Norris Joke #281
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
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chuck norris
2020-11-02 12:02:46
i dont know pain, but pain knows me
ian
2020-11-02 12:01:47
funny as hell
Eurovision
2020-05-29 17:01:32
Neil Armstrong weren't the first man on the moon.... Chuck Norris was.
Eurovision
2020-05-29 16:57:41
John Terry missed his penalty for Chelsea in the 2008 Champions League Final not because he slipped and hit the post but because Chuck Norris is a Man U fan.
Eurovision
2020-05-29 16:51:53
When Chuck Norris sneeze's, a hurrican appears.
Yo Momma
2020-03-11 20:39:08
Roundhouse kicks to the face aren't always funny.