Chuck Norris Joke #350
Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Brandon
2020-05-02 11:08:59
When Chuck Norris was born he didn't cry the docotr did.
Will
2020-03-11 13:37:01
Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table of Elements because he only recognizes the element of surprise
ME
2020-10-05 13:36:09
im pretty sure that would make you bleed
orange slug
2020-05-06 08:34:52
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring.
orange slug
sam
2020-05-05 18:42:13
funny please send more jokes in!!!!!!
mark
2020-10-15 23:15:23
Chuck Norris was meant to be Jesus Christ's stunt double, but nails can't peirce Chuck Norris
RICHARD M.
2020-04-04 16:09:32
Robert Jong chews barb wire.
