Chuck Norris Joke #353
Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he’s roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
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Mick
2020-05-16 12:37:23
Chuck Norris can piss over the Empire State Building, while standing on his hands!
keaten
2020-01-06 19:46:48
he can beat a brick wall at ping pong
jelly
2020-12-01 12:12:32
lol
Moses
2020-10-30 07:20:05
Chuck is that ugly? i thought is was a rumor!!
Mackenzie
2020-08-01 20:55:22
HA HA HA :-D I think i might pee
