Chuck Norris Joke #367
Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Klacker lOl
2020-05-26 18:47:09
ARE YOU JOSH PECKING ME? to chuck norris one wrong deserves a roundhouse kick to the face. dont mess with chuck
Teal
2020-05-20 08:43:46
In the Bible Jesus turnedwater to wine. Then Chuck Norris turned wine to beer.
mad max
2020-12-18 18:17:37
this is sooo fucking funny
mark
2020-11-02 14:02:34
Chuck Norris can kill you in more ways then you know how to die.
Nick
2020-06-24 12:06:17
Jesus may be able to walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land.
bob
2020-06-24 12:03:10
chuck norris is the only person who can punch a cyclops in between the eyes
squeegle
2020-02-24 21:30:51
if chuck norris was an avenger he wouldnt be thor or hulk he would be god
moe
2020-04-01 10:53:11
Fact:Jennifer lopez wouldn't have an ass if it wasnt for the swelling from a roundhouse kick to the back from chuck norris
bill 3
2020-10-23 19:46:22
hahah lol
bill
2020-08-21 22:04:53
sick , that so fab
