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Chuck Norris Joke #372

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

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Comments:

ChuckLuvr

2020-12-04 09:13:20

Chuck Norris doesn't have a 'God Complex'; God has a 'Chuck Norris Complex'. That's mine I made up last month.

Dylan

2020-10-20 14:00:33

Funny shit funny sht

Death

2020-07-11 10:40:14

You just Singed Your Death Sentences

reese

2020-01-17 19:12:49

Chuck Norris SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!
I've Had enough of him...................... YOU SUCK CHUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

legend

2020-08-23 01:06:18

Pair Point Chuck is a legend.

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