Chuck Norris Joke #388
Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.
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jzebra
2020-02-04 16:35:19
You don't touch Chuck Norris. You commit suicide.
kbadgett
2020-12-29 08:36:14
You know, some scientist believed that the Tunguska event was most probably caused by the air burst of a large meteorite, that was until they met Chuck Norris
aj
2020-05-08 14:21:12
Who would win in a fight Chuck Norris or god...... GOd is chuck norris
