Chuck Norris Joke #609
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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matt hardy
2020-06-30 06:28:04
i mean if i eva see u at all
matt hardy
2020-06-30 06:26:58
ok oliver try going along and + how would u no u time travel or somthin u r a real joke killer.if i eva see u again ill give u the biggest twist of fate and send u to my home town in cameron,nc so my bro can do the same
oliver
2020-03-01 08:15:26
when goin back in time u stay in the same physical place so he wouldnt be in the air to be able to kill her
cha2l1e
2020-08-21 02:08:09
When Chuck Norris wants a vegetable, Chuck Norris eats a vegetarian.
Tabatha
2020-07-14 00:22:24
*lol* I love this one! It's so random, but it's so funny...
