Chuck Norris Joke #61
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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BEasst
2020-12-03 18:24:48
Chuck Norris can watch 60 minutes in 20 minutes
haley hambric
2020-10-20 15:26:38
Almost every little kid in America has Superman underwear. Superman has Chuck Norris underwear. LOL!!! Chuck Norris is like my class's mascot!!!!! LOL!!!
Chuck Norris
2020-08-01 20:53:43
when Chuck Norris has sex hes always on top because he never fucks up
Justin
2020-05-19 19:51:23
Chuck Norris uses ppl named Donny as douchebags and anal cleansers.
Justin
2020-05-19 19:49:09
Chuck Norris once had sex in a tractor trailer. Some of his ejaculate got on the truck. We now know this truck as Optimus prime
Donny
2020-04-24 09:27:32
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