Chuck Norris Joke #654
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don�t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
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chris
2020-05-03 11:34:24
chuck norris is quite possibly the biggest homosexual there has ever been hows that for a joke then eh
Matt mcAtee
2020-03-27 19:47:45
Chuck Norris can leap tall buildings in a single bound
Chuck noris
2020-03-11 18:02:15
I have a few here,1. chuck noris viseted the virgin islands when he came back it was just the islands. 2.chuck noris can light an ant on fire with a magnifying glass, AT NIGHT! 3.Chuck noris can kill two rocks with a bird. 4. when chuck noris crosses the road, the cars passing have to look both ways before going.
mc lovin
2020-02-11 17:39:53
people say that they are hung like horses.Well horses are hung like chuck norris
Person with a life
2020-01-11 17:53:48
stupid
Jake
2020-10-30 10:50:43
Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT for writing "Chuck Norris" for every answer
ss
2020-05-08 18:53:26
chuck norris is so tough there is no chin under his beard there is only another fist
Chuck Norris
2020-05-07 11:37:30
Its true. and i rule. now go away or its roundhouse in the face for you.
frank norris
2020-10-23 11:31:25
:)
