Chuck Norris Joke #675
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
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gabe brown
2020-06-03 16:04:05
when chuck swims all the water evaporates
Devin jc
2020-03-25 18:22:25
When Chuck Norris goes up to bat, the pitcher strikes out.
Devin jc
2020-03-25 18:21:36
Chuck Norris Killed Billy Mayes because he was jealous of his beard.
Devin jc
2020-03-25 18:20:23
When Madusa links eyes with chuck Norris, Madusa turns to stone.
Devin jc
2020-03-25 18:18:55
If Chuck Norris has two guns and you have two guns, Chuck Norris has two more guns than you do.
Devin jc
2020-03-25 18:17:47
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the world down.
Devin jc
2020-03-25 18:16:48
When Chuck Norris chops an onion, the onion cries.
Devin jc
2020-03-25 18:15:59
When Chuck Norris gets bit by a vampire, the vampire turns into Chuck Norris.
Devin jc
2020-03-25 18:15:04
When Chuck norris gets stabbed, the knife bleeds.
Devin jc
2020-03-25 18:14:19
Chuck Norris can swim through land.
shemizzle
2020-10-28 03:59:10
If you're eating pudding and Chuck Norris is eating pumpkin pie, who's really eating pudding?
Chuck Norris is.
def
2020-06-22 11:56:44
Don't be such a judgemental hater. It's all a matter of opinion what is and is not funny. Too bad your life is so miserable. It's what you make it, you know. Or maybe you don't know. Poor thing. I feel sorry for you. Your mother must not have loved you enough to teach you that.
abc
2020-03-06 18:14:57
Chuck Norris wouldn't need surgery!
hunter
2020-05-08 07:42:29
the reason the second plane missed the white house on 9/11 is because the pilot saw chuck norris in the rear view mirror.
Domorato
2020-10-25 15:40:37
lol nothing can handle chuck
