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Chuck Norris Joke #679

China was once bordering the United States, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it all the way through the Earth.

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jelly

2020-04-22 19:35:52

chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun

CRAIG

2020-04-07 06:35:49

FUCKIN CRAIG/ CRAIG CHRIST

CRAIG

2020-04-07 06:34:24

CRAIG DIGS FAT WHORES

CRAIG\

2020-04-07 06:33:20

CAN YOU FIND THE TYPO

CRAIG

2020-04-07 06:32:08

CRAIG MADE A TYPO

CARIG

2020-04-07 06:31:00

CRAIG DOES NOT LIKE OLD LADIES

CRAIG

2020-04-07 06:30:33

CRAIG LIKES EGGS

CRAIG

2020-04-07 06:30:10

CRAIG LIKS TOASTED WAFFELS

CRAIG

2020-04-07 06:29:35

CRAIG LIKES ENGLISH MUFFINS

CRAIG

2020-04-07 06:25:30

I HATE U

katie

2020-05-25 21:19:36

and on the eighth day god created Chuck Norris, and saw that it was good. and then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked god in the face for creating him last

autumn

2020-10-22 12:12:58

that waz so funni

T-Town

2020-08-27 14:00:56

Chuck Norris is the only man who can kick you in the back of the face.

vandamage93

2020-08-21 08:49:45

Little kids where Superman PJs to sleep but Superman wears Chuck Norris PJs to sleep

Paul Dick

2020-05-04 19:47:25

Chuck Norris is the reason why the sunsets