Chuck Norris Joke #679
China was once bordering the United States, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it all the way through the Earth.
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jelly
2020-04-22 19:35:52
chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun
CRAIG
2020-04-07 06:35:49
FUCKIN CRAIG/ CRAIG CHRIST
CRAIG
2020-04-07 06:34:24
CRAIG DIGS FAT WHORES
CRAIG\
2020-04-07 06:33:20
CAN YOU FIND THE TYPO
CRAIG
2020-04-07 06:32:08
CRAIG MADE A TYPO
CARIG
2020-04-07 06:31:00
CRAIG DOES NOT LIKE OLD LADIES
CRAIG
2020-04-07 06:30:33
CRAIG LIKES EGGS
CRAIG
2020-04-07 06:30:10
CRAIG LIKS TOASTED WAFFELS
CRAIG
2020-04-07 06:29:35
CRAIG LIKES ENGLISH MUFFINS
CRAIG
2020-04-07 06:25:30
I HATE U
katie
2020-05-25 21:19:36
and on the eighth day god created Chuck Norris, and saw that it was good. and then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked god in the face for creating him last
autumn
2020-10-22 12:12:58
that waz so funni
T-Town
2020-08-27 14:00:56
Chuck Norris is the only man who can kick you in the back of the face.
vandamage93
2020-08-21 08:49:45
Little kids where Superman PJs to sleep but Superman wears Chuck Norris PJs to sleep
Paul Dick
2020-05-04 19:47:25
Chuck Norris is the reason why the sunsets