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Chuck Norris Joke #734

Chuck Norris waited patiently in Al Capone’s vault for 63 years just so he could give Geraldo Rivera the surprise beating of his lifetime.

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Kujo

2020-05-30 05:33:13

My Chuck Norris Action figure once impregnated my sister's black barbie.... Thier love child is now known today as Mr. T

Klacker lOl

2020-04-17 19:21:27

A list of extinct animals was found on chuck norris's dresser. The name of the list was LAST WEEKS TO-DO LIST

Klacker lOl

2020-04-17 19:16:47

Theory of evolution is a theory. the real evolution is just chuck norris separating the animals he likes from the animals he's bout to roundhouse. BEAT THAT!

Brandon

2020-04-01 09:13:40

Chuck Norris is the only HUMAN species to be on the endangered list

nick

2020-02-07 17:39:19

Chuck Norris is the only person who can roundhouse kick you in the back of the face.

Bob

2020-02-06 04:21:30

Chuck Norris invented Giraffe's... When he uppercutted a horse!

ebo

2020-11-23 13:06:24

Chuck Norris counted to infinity....twice.

michal

2020-03-11 14:29:11

how about this one:
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did

Jordan

2020-09-03 07:30:45

Here one you don't have....
when Chuck norris jacksoff he looks at pictures of Chuck norris