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Chuck Norris Joke #91

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

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Sergio

2020-05-18 14:58:38

Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at BurgerKing and got one

Randon

2020-10-20 17:07:15

kid srry

Randon

2020-10-20 17:06:32

Chuck Norris had a kil one, his name...
CHUCKY

Mark

2020-03-04 14:57:48

LOL @ the ninja and
LOL @ the giraffe

xD

jack rowe

2020-03-24 08:35:25

chuck norris invented the giraffe when he uppercut a horse

matt

2020-02-28 11:23:56

chuck norris does'nt sleep he waits

Travis

2020-08-02 13:55:52

Chuck Norris can win a game of Russian Roulette with a LOADED gun.

russell salazar

2020-02-13 13:48:16

chuck Norris lost his verginity before his dad did!