Chuck Norris Joke #494

Chuck Norris

2020-02-25 00:16:44

Is so manly can admit half the jokes in here r funny

kyle bruns

2020-02-25 00:13:58

chuck norris had a heart attack, his heart lost

Karol Martin

2020-12-30 19:56:15

Chuck Norris doesnt go light speed, light goes chuck norris speed!

Erick Iverson

2020-04-21 15:27:03

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the Devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the Devil in the face and took his soul back. The Devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted that he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every 2nd Wednesday of the month.

Ben fannin

2020-04-06 10:17:10

chuck norris only masturbates to pictures of chuck norris

mike

2020-03-19 09:00:25

this is funny, but it would be funnier if it were "chuck norris doesnt go at the speed of light, light goes at the speed of chuck norris."

Chris runkle

2020-02-27 05:33:04

GAY!