Chuck Norris Joke #196
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
Comments:
Dana
2020-11-09 09:15:07
Haha! The funny one ot me was..
Some people wear superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Noriis pajamas ..(:
yackity yack
2020-09-29 12:35:03
josh get over it
rose
2020-06-28 12:57:30
jason you funny as hell :)
Josh
2020-02-07 21:16:15
fuck off psionicmaniac
Jason
2020-08-29 11:56:37
Q: How do you Diffuse a Standoff
A: Call Chuck Norris
SkepticSusan
2020-07-23 18:21:26
NO he wipes his ass with all of asia.
psionicmaniac
2020-07-10 19:19:38
and he wipes his ass with Australia