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Chuck Norris Joke #196

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

Dana

2020-11-09 09:15:07

Haha! The funny one ot me was..
Some people wear superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Noriis pajamas ..(:

yackity yack

2020-09-29 12:35:03

josh get over it

rose

2020-06-28 12:57:30

jason you funny as hell :)

Josh

2020-02-07 21:16:15

fuck off psionicmaniac

Jason

2020-08-29 11:56:37

Q: How do you Diffuse a Standoff
A: Call Chuck Norris

SkepticSusan

2020-07-23 18:21:26

NO he wipes his ass with all of asia.

psionicmaniac

2020-07-10 19:19:38

and he wipes his ass with Australia