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Chuck Norris Joke #177

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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seabass

2020-05-14 12:24:17

Chuck Norris can kill you. From 100 yards. With projectile kidney stones.

seabass

2020-05-14 10:06:30

Lesbian virgin nuns masturbate whilst thinking of Chuck Norris.

Klacker lOl

2020-04-18 11:30:08

Q: what's the only thing more deadly than an angry chuck norris?
A: an angry chuck norris with a gun...

Cheese

2020-04-17 04:53:04

Epic

susan

2020-03-05 08:08:03

Happy Birthday Garrad! I'm so glad you made time to go to dinner with me - I had fun. We love you tons and pray for you too. xoxoxo

luc

2020-01-10 21:53:10

when chuck norris jumps is a pool, he doesnt get wet, the pool gets chuck norrised'

Itsme

2020-12-24 10:00:52

Get a life resse

Chloe

2020-11-26 03:27:20

hahahaha this cracked me up, and yes reese its hilarous

Yo daddy

2020-11-25 17:16:06

at night u wish because chuck norris' eyes r the sun because he heats the world and blinds people at the same time!

someone

2020-11-15 16:50:31

so can i just not as good as chuck norris

ppul

2020-10-04 00:10:56

thats virtuually impossible 4 any1 but chuck norris

marshall

2020-07-20 21:04:33

the reason no one made chuck norris toilet paper is because chuck norris dont take shit from no one.

marshall

2020-07-20 20:37:27

marshall thinks reese is a jackass because he wants to be chuck norris but isnt

marshall

2020-07-20 20:34:48

omg chuck norris is kick ass no martial artist is as good as him.

fobbio

2020-07-06 21:45:10

i love this its funny

Clayton Watson

2020-06-18 18:32:50

LMAO!that is one of the funniest chuck norris jokes i have ever heard!where do y'all get this stuff from?

caylie

2020-06-12 11:23:55

hey this one is really funny i sent it to my mom and i get it i think it means that he is hott

connor

2020-02-09 16:53:14

wow reese is a #$#%##^. because that was funny

reese

2020-01-17 19:15:40

@MORGOTH

this incredible???
If that's incredible for you then what's crap?

reese

2020-01-17 19:14:03

you think it's funny? i think it's CRAP! Totally crap..
GET A LIFE!

andy

2020-01-14 12:05:53

this is funny

Jake

2020-12-21 14:12:21

isnt this a good one sev? haha

Tichaona

2020-10-04 03:57:29

i think he is a joke master .why because there is no light at night which he can fire the ants

ross livesay

2020-03-12 12:10:18

chuck norris is so awsome he iS MY FAVORITE HERO
i wish he was at heavener high school in oklahoma

Morgoth

2020-02-12 05:38:27

incredible!

Ryan Schuman

2020-02-01 20:49:22

the big bang theory was creadted by the thundering roundhouse of Chuck Norris