Chuck Norris Joke #723
Chuck Norris has every single copy of National Geographic in his basement. He also has the ability to lift every single one of them at once.
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lolakai
2020-05-05 09:20:08
Chuck Norris is so mighty, Gravity can't bring Chuck Norris down, only he himself when he goes to sleep(with his eyes open)
nannana
2020-01-10 05:54:02
chuck norris falls off a bridge chuck norris doesnt get wet, wet get's chuck norris
tyla
2020-08-23 14:01:22
dude michael jacksons dead
brandon
2020-08-22 15:10:24
what goes up must come down unless chuck norris says so
karla
2020-06-07 22:04:38
Chuck Norris fell into a puddle and didn't get wet. The puddle got Chuck Norris.
Impossible
2020-01-04 18:43:24
The only reason Micheal Jackson isn't dead is because Chuck Norris doesn't hit girls.
Bradley Brown
2020-11-01 12:10:32
The Earth rotates because it's trying to run away from Chuck Norris
fooldramaqueen
2020-03-27 10:11:50
i like silly buns's one... :D
Silly Buns
2020-03-16 12:00:49
Chuck Norris could kick God's ass with both his legs, arms, and neck tied behind his back. Don't believe me? Niether did God.
