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Chuck Norris Joke #378

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

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Comments:

Klacker lOl

2020-04-17 19:07:55

someone explain why this is a toilet paper joke and not a chuck norris joke, SUE HIM. SUE HIM NOW

mike b

2020-10-22 04:57:30

when chuck norris was born he delivered himself!

dhdhdh

2020-10-03 21:27:03

When chuck norris jumps in a pool he doesn't get wet the water gets chuck norrised

Hebijiah

2020-05-21 11:29:40

Chuck Norris can knock down the world's largest tree with one roundhouse kick.

brent

2020-10-04 13:53:12

funny as hell, lmfao, roflmfao

Nate

2020-03-02 07:13:54

Funny shit-lol- get it