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Chuck Norris Joke #32

Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.

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Jaquan

2020-03-10 12:43:30

Gieco saved 100% by switching to Chuck Norris.

Loser_776

2020-04-26 03:31:22

Stupid.. Get a life. I think they are selling some on eBay, you should go buy one!!!!! and get a dildo shaped as chuck norris so you can say he's visited Uranus.

chuck norris

2020-03-24 19:22:39

:)

Me

2020-09-30 07:23:41

Thaqui Norrise