Chuck Norris Joke #704
After reading the Letters to the Editor in his local newspaper, Chuck Norris became enraged at the fact that Richard Dean Anderson was considered sexier by women in the coveted 65+ demographic. To increase his sex appeal to older women, Chuck Norris tried to build a Missle Defense System out of a tube of chapstick, six rubber bands, a spork from KFC and a copy of Sports by Huey Lewis and the News. This soon became the prototype for the Total Body Gym Workout Machine.
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Lambgod
2020-12-03 19:50:26
That was too LONGGG!!!!
Mackenzie
2020-08-01 20:58:19
Once Chuck Norris and his brother had a contest to see who was stronger Chuck won because he doesn't have a brother
lori
2020-05-08 14:31:37
chuck norris was bitten by a snake and after 3 days of major pain and suffering, the snake died.
Alex
2020-10-10 17:00:49
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because hunting involves a probibility of failure, Chuck Norris goes killing
anony moose
2020-01-09 02:04:37
THAT'S NOT FUNNY
Joe
2020-12-23 17:47:18
That's not a joke, that's a friggin novel.
nes
2020-11-09 11:34:48
chuck norris has 2 speeds : walk and kill
Domorato
2020-10-25 15:30:57
ooooooookay...
