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Chuck Norris Joke #152

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris's home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

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C-Mizzle

2020-06-01 19:55:43

Chuck Norris never cuts the grass. He stares at it until the grass cuts itself.

boyet

2020-05-04 21:02:15

chuck norris can solve rubix cube instantly with a roundhouse kick

jimmy1up

2020-02-22 18:04:48

@ Brian
no, virginity was invented after chuck norris because only he can make you lose it

Itme

2020-12-24 10:15:14

Coolguys joke is crappy!!!!

Coolguy

2020-12-24 10:11:18

When chuck Norris falls in water
he does' t get wet , the water
gets chuck norrised.

Coolguy

2020-12-24 10:07:11

Crappy joke ,that gives chuck norris a bad name

adam haywood

2020-08-22 17:51:11

the power of a supernova is equal to 1CnRhK (1 chuck norris round house kick)

adam haywood

2020-08-22 17:48:39

chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Stephen SantCcruz

2020-07-08 03:17:00

1 Chuck Norris sperm can repopulate the Earth. Two, will go berzerk and kill everyone. (sept for Norris)

NyN-WuN-SiX

2020-07-08 03:05:11

Bruce Lee killed himself. He didn't want to face Norris in a rematch.

Stephen SantaCruz

2020-07-08 02:54:38

If God doesn't like you, he sends you to hell, if god hates you, he sends you to Chuck Norris. A fate much worse

Brian Donnelly

2020-05-18 17:12:16

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.