Chuck Norris Joke #298
If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
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Bob
2020-06-01 00:30:32
lmao crag!
val oliver
2020-01-19 11:07:34
chuck norris can kick john maughans ars
Jordan:)
2020-01-11 05:59:37
Lololololol :)
i got 1
2020-11-25 15:52:06
chuck norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.chuck norris can lead a horse 2 water and make it drink.
on a kids birthday, chuck norris gets a chance to throw the birthday boy/girl in2 the sun! p.s. please comment
craig
2020-11-15 15:11:34
Chuck norris killed 2 stones with one bird
Robert
2020-04-14 15:14:31
wheres the real CHUCK NORRIS fans at
Robert
2020-04-14 15:13:23
The only person to survive a roundhouse kick from CHUCK NORRIS was Christopher Reeves
Veton
2020-04-14 11:34:30
Chuck Norris never uses a condom. How could a virus like AIDS resist him.
oscar mayer
2020-11-23 08:19:18
why do you slug bananas?
