Chuck Norris Joke #427
The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.
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IBored!
2020-10-20 19:52:49
Chuck Norris has no god, he is god.
Whatchaname?
2020-10-20 19:52:22
Pearl Harbor didn't get sunk by Japan, Chuck Norris just farted.
ISeeJ's
2020-10-20 19:49:56
Chuck Norris is god. God is his son.
TripleJ
2020-10-20 19:48:44
The only reason no one sees god is because he doesn't need to check on his planet earth. He has Chuck Norris to keep it in line.
DoubleJ
2020-10-20 19:47:06
The only reason why wars stop is because Chuck Norris gets bored with them.
JJ
2020-10-20 19:45:16
Moses didn't part the water, Chuck Norris did.
Jessica
2020-10-20 19:42:29
You can't find Chuck Norris on Google because Google is to smart to know you don't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you.
Man
2020-04-01 13:10:42
Chuck Norris once gulped down an entire bottle of sleeping pills. it made him blink.
the
2020-03-30 08:50:01
once chuck norris sent a birthday card to jesus. jesus was too scared to tell him it wasnt his birthday. now every year we celebrate jesus birthday on december 25th
emoninja
2020-09-28 20:10:19
Chuck norris doesn't mow the lawn, he just stares at it and dares it to grow.
rhino3784
2020-11-08 19:02:07
Chuck Norris can't throw boomerangs, because they're
afraid to come back.
balls Mclongcock
2020-07-05 16:25:13
kids were superman pjs 2 bed superman wears chuck norris pjs to bed
balls Mclongcock
2020-07-05 16:22:45
jesus walks on water chuck norris walks on jesus
Georg
2020-05-07 06:21:25
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