Chuck Norris Joke #248
Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
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morgan
2020-12-26 19:37:10
chuck norris has to fold his dick in half to show people how long a yard is.
nice one!
2020-04-27 13:28:15
u rock langham that joke was awsome!
BeastBoy110
2020-08-05 16:52:59
Evan, that's my joke...
Langham
2020-04-04 17:00:12
When the world ended Chuck Norris, Sylvester Stallone, and Arnold Schwarzenegger stood in front of the pearly gates and Jesus sat at the throne. Jesus looks over at Sylvester Stallone and asked him "Why do you deserve to come into heaven", he said well I made Rambo and Rocky. Jesus looked back and said I remember Rocky V not good enough, and sent him to hell. He looked over at Schwarzenegger and asked him "Why do you deserve to come into heaven", Schwarzenegger looked back and said well I am the terminator, the govenator, and then Jesus interupted him. Yeah and the Kindergarten Cop and Danny DeVito's twin, not good enough. He then looked at Chuck Norris and said "Why do you deserve to come..." Chuck Norris interupted and said you are sitting in my seat.
Evan Shankle
2020-10-11 15:05:55
Chuck Norris took a vacation to the Virgin Islands and when he returned they were just referred to as The Islands
Shea
2020-01-15 06:38:39
that's right
