Chuck Norris Joke #711
Every night at 8:00, a truck pulls up to Chuck Norris’ house. In the truck are a bunch of orphans. For the next half-hour, Chuck Norris practices roundhouse kicks on the orphans while “It’s a Hard Knock Life” plays in the background. At the end of the session, the orphans say “Thank you, Mr. Norris.” in perfect unison, then march into the truck in silence.
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2020-11-11 15:33:37
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! :D
Kiltro
2020-01-01 00:37:12
Oi! i agree with Brian
Brian
2020-10-11 08:29:01
Not true...nothing can survive a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick