Chuck Norris Joke #81
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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Klacker lOl
2020-06-01 18:51:46
what is the name of a guy who has one ear one eye and one leg who fought chuck norris?
~lucky
seabass
2020-05-17 08:34:51
true. and coincidently, the impact crater that was thought to have extincted the dinosaurs was actually caused by a Chuck Norris fart.
DUDES
2020-05-17 08:27:17
Why did the dinosaurs die? Because Chuck Norris threw a rock at them.
Harp
2020-10-16 10:48:06
Chuck Norris is so awesome he lost his virginity before his dad.
chad
2020-09-14 22:37:51
chuck norris once played in the NFL but when he threw a shotgun pass everyone died
Blue
2020-08-08 20:14:58
Chuck Norris once programed a computer to cure all human diseases. His code was "IF you don't cure all diseases THEN I'll kick your ass END". He did this because no one steals Chuck Norris's kills.
amber
2020-11-13 13:14:46
I love the butter joke. It made all my friends laugh.
jon
2020-11-11 06:02:46
chuck norris sucks!!!!
kory
2020-10-17 06:06:53
when chuck noriss goes swimming he doesnt get wet the water gets gets chuck norris
