Chuck Norris Joke #741
Chuck Norris clips his toenails with a chain saw. But he holds it backwards.
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ME
2020-10-05 13:33:42
this makes no sense at all
Buggy
2020-02-27 13:33:44
Chuck Norris has a night light, not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Noris.
Person
2020-11-26 16:44:46
Chuck Norris is like the ninja jesus.
meow
2020-05-09 11:16:56
i dont get this one..
hue jazz
2020-07-02 13:19:35
dude that one about heaven is the best
Jake Johnson
2020-06-02 09:33:52
-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
-If Chuck Norris would fight himself....he would win....period.
-Chuck Norris owns the best poker face in the world. This helped him win the 1982 World Series of Poker. In his hand he had a Joker card, 2 of clubs, 7 of spades, a green 4 Uno card, and a get out of jail for free card.
-Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
-Chuck Norris had sex with a guy, not because he was gay, but because he ran out of women.
-Chuck Norris had sex on a tractor. We now know this to be Optimus Prime.
-Chuck Norris went up to Heaven and tapped God on the shoulder and said, "You are in my seat."
